in terms of communications well it really turns me off
“If he calls me ‘dude’ or ‘man’ or ‘kid’ or ‘chica.’ ‘Hey dude! How are you?’ ‘What’s up, chica?’ Barf.”
30. “NEVER CALL ME ‘DUDE’ IF YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME. PERIOD.”
33. “Baby talk. Gross. Everything about this is a turn-off, and I hope I speak for both men and women. I just got chills. The bad kind.”
“Baby talk…in general, all the time…but especially over chat, i.e. ‘Sowwwwyyyyy babe.’ Um, never call me again. Sowwy I’m not sowwy.” hahahaha such a meanie
“Baby talk. A snake crawling up my legs would be less creepy, and you can bet you won’t get anywhere near said pants with that annoying shit. Dudes, if you do this please cut the ‘Mommy’s wittle boy’ cord and speak like an adult trying to have intercourse.”
“Unsolicited dick pics. If you were trying to turn me on, you failed. However, if you were trying to send me something I could laugh about with my girlfriends over brunch, you succeeded. Just FYI.”
“Asking ‘What’s wrong?’ a thousand times per day. You won’t leave me alone, that’s what’s wrong.”
“Use of the word twat. Or cunt. Or any majorly derogatory and misogynistic term for women.”
“Guys who are cocky and/or talk about themselves and don’t ask anything about me.
Now i told you awhile ago that personality is a huge turn on so here part where personality is a big oh no
“Douchebags. You know who you are.”
“Guys whose ONLY interests are sports and drinking.”
“Money obsessed. Either they are talking about having money, talking about spending money, eating money…I don’t know. But no one cares. I have a bank account, too.”
“Guys with anger problems. You’re scaring me. Go to therapy.”
“If he’s not cool with gay people, minorities, Democrats…”
“DON’T BE A NEEDY, NOSY BITCH: ‘Where are you? What are you doing? Who are you with? When will you be done? How do you know him? How long did you date him? Oh you didn’t date him…how long did you DO HIM?’ Yeah, bye. Any dude who does this is a psycho, possessive, insecure narcissist who you will have to break up with three times to get it to take.”
“Guys that won’t accept ‘no’ for an answer. I literally said ‘no thank you’…twice. I have not changed my mind, please disappear.”
“No career path/ambition. It was ok when you were 21. That was 10 years ago.”
“Lack of knowledge on current events. “Like…who’s Ebola?”
And my last turn offs in having intimate intercourses
shy and quiet in bed. If it feels good, let me know! Don’t be timid: ‘Can I kiss you? Mind if I touch here?’ Vom.”
“Bad kissers. Ohhh there’s no fixing that.
“Failure to appreciate awesome lingerie. What is wrong with you?”
“Don’t make it so goddamn obvious you want to have sex, but then wait around for me to do the same.
“Don’t do me in the exact same position every time we play. Be adventurous and will and get creative for Christ’s sake.”
“When they take off their pants first…then their shirt. Gross.” (Yup, worst thing ever.)
“Dead silence during sex. You don’t have to be all pornographic ‘Fuck me, baby,’ etc., but give me a little something to know you’re enjoying it.”
If given a chance to meet you and “Just TRY to push my head down to give you a blowjob. I dare you.” please note that this is a turn off